Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Today on "The View," Bitch Brawl!

They've fought before, but not like this.

Rosie and Elizabeth went at it about George Bush and then turned on eachother and got uncomfortably personal!

Even if they were "friends," there's no doubt...this shit has hit the fan!!

We're gonna miss this!

Thursday, May 17, 2007

American Idol Disaster

Our favorite American Idol contestant, Melinda Doolittle, was wrongfully sent home on last night's show.

How did this happen? We can't believe it!

Neither could Simon Cowell, who covered his face with his hands before saying, "My commiserations, Melinda, 'cause you are one heck of a singer."

She delivered flawless, knockout performances week after week, and it was clear from the beginning she was the best singer in the competition. Jordan and Blake are amateurs in comparison.

Once again, America got it wrong.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Leaving Grey's And Engaged!

ABC announced yesterday that the Grey's Anatomy spinoff, Private Practice (also known as "Potentially Disastrous Mistake"), will lead the network's new fall schedule.

Why are they screwing with Grey's Anatomy? If it ain't broke, don't fix it! Having show creator and head writer Shonda Rhimes focus on getting a new show off it's feet isn't what the hit series needs right now.

On top of that, the spinoff's star, Kate Walsh, has found a McDreamy of her own. The star just announced to US Weekly yesterday that she's engaged.

What perfect (publicity) timing!

No, but seriously, we all new it was coming because she and her beau have been dating for...wait...what is it?....oh yeah....LESS THAN A MONTH!

Good luck Kate...in both endeavors.

Baby Bubba Gets A Gun Permit

Bubba Ludwig...that's right...HIS NAME IS BUBBA, a ten month old baby has been issued an official gun permit from the State of Illinois. The application was filled out by his father, Howard Ludwig, who was surprised the permit was actually approved. Ludwig, 30, applied for the ID after Bubba received a 12-gauge Beretta shotgun as a gift from his grandfather.

Bubba can't walk, talk, or go to the bathroom by himself, but he already has a shotgun and a state issued permit. Perfect for show and tell at pre-school.

Two days after the tragedy at Virginia Tech, NY Senator Chuck Schumer said it was "too early to talk about gun control."

When they're handing out permits to infants, we're afraid it's too late.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Tony Nominations!

Spring Awakening garnered 11 nominations, the most of any show of the season, which it fully deserves. It's wonderful. Go see it!

Grey Gardens wasn't far behind, with 10 nominations. Also wonderful. Go see it!

Click here for the full list of nominees

Farewell Falwell

Rev. Jerry Falwell, the television evangelist and face of the religious right died this morning.

At least he passed knowing he used his life to do so much good. You know...like...campaigning against abortion, homosexuality, bans on school prayer, and of course Tinky Winky.

He even can be credited for uncovering the real reason behind the Sept. 11 attacks; feminists, gays, lesbians and liberal groups.

Falwell said in 1987, "I shudder to think where the country would be right now if the religious right had not evolved." Unfortunately, we shudder to think where the country IS right now BECAUSE the religious right has evolved.

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Smack That!

Akon shouldn’t take his lyrics so literally.

During a show in Trinidad, the singer simulated STATUTORY RAPE with a 15 year-old fan, who shouldn't have been allowed in the club in the first place. For approximately 47 seconds the singer was twisting, turning, and flipping Danah Alleyne, daughter of a Trinidad pastor, all over the stage. Alleyne (pictured above with her father), who now, "regrets attending the concert," told the Trinidad Express, "I got carried away, I started to dance as well, but I never thought it was going to be like that. I was shocked. My head was hitting the floor."

The Prime Minister of Trinidad has called for a formal investigation.

How is Hip Hop still getting away with such degrading and disgusting acts towards women, and old white men like Don Imus are the ones getting blamed? What's with the double standard!

Akon is the opening act on Gwen Stefani’s Sweet Escape tour and now major sponsors like Verizon are dropping out.

Keep it in your pants Akon, or else you’ll end up Mr. Lonely.

Click here to watch video. Warning: Contains sexually explicit, graphic, disturbing material

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Bush Quote Of The Week

Tommy "Bigot" Thompson - Presidential Candidate

At the GOP presidential debate last week, moderator John Harris asked former Wisconsin Governor Tommy Thompson (he left office when he was appointed by President Bush as Secretary of Health and Human Sevices) a pretty black and white question: "Gov. Thompson...If a private employer finds homosexuality immoral, should he be allowed to fire a gay worker?"

Thompson's answer was equally straightforward: "I think that is left up to the individual business. I really sincerely believe that that is an issue that business people have got to make their own determination as to whether or not they should be."

"Ok, so the answer's yes?" Thompson: "Yes."

Ed Morrissey wrote in the National Review, "Thompson's answer merely confirms his status as one of the GOP's 'Crazy Uncle Bobs' who ought to 'return to the attic forthwith.'"

The next morning, in a telephone interview with CNN, the governor claimed he "misinterpreted" the question. Oh, right...cause it was so confusing.

Thompson should familiarize himself with Federal Equal Employment Opportunity (EEO) Laws.

Title VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 prohibits employment discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, or national origin.

Gov. Thompson should have no problem providing a straight answer…clearly, it’s the gay ones he has an issue with.

Although.....

What A Drag!

Jessica Simpson showed up at the Met Costume Institute Gala dressed as a porn star. A transvestite porn star.

Cate? Courtney Love? Cate? Courtney Love?

We love us some Cate Blanchett, but not like this. The incredibly classy and stylish Oscar winner showed up at the Met Costume Institute Gala last night and shocked everyone with her new, horribly skinny figure.

Hopefully, it's for a role, but that doesn't excuse the corpse-like hair and make up.

Cate, eat something...quick...before we have to start taking some "Notes On A Scandal."

Arachnophobia


Okay, this is getting serious, Kirsten.

You have spun you web of fashion faux pas for far too long. Your cowboy boyfriend has taken the evidence and lassoed it around your head.

Saddle up for an extreme fashion intervention, Dunst!

The Devil Wears…Chanel?


The stars turned out and dressed to impress last night at the Annual Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. Vogue dictatrice, Anna Wintour, lived up to her reptilian reputation.

Stand back everyone. She bites!

Bus Driver-Move That Bus!...Cause I'm Drunk

Ty Pennington, host of ABC's "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition," was arrested for investigation of drunken driving.

He released a statement yesterday, saying, "I made an error in judgment. We all make mistakes, however this is about accountability. Under no circumstances should anyone consume alcohol while driving. I could have jeopardized the lives of others and I am grateful there was no accident or harm done to anyone.This was my wake-up call. also want to apologize to my fans, ABC Television and my design team for my lapse in judgment and the embarrassment I have caused."

No wonder he's so loud and over the top on Extreme Makeover. He's just drunk.

Monday, May 7, 2007

Hermoine Grandeur!


Potter fans were surprised at how much Hermoine Granger had grown since her last year at Hogwarts! In an IMAX press photo for the new film, actress Emma Wartson’s twins seemed to have been enhanced in comparison to other photos for the film. Warner Bros quickly pulled the posters claiming they were unofficial photographs released by Imax.

It seems Harry got a little too trigger happy with his wand.
(For all you Potter Fans that spell would be “Densaugeo!”)

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