MC Rove vs. PETA

You've all seen Karl Rove's disturbing rap performance by now.

Before the song started, when asked if he had any hobbies, Rove answered, "ripping the tops off of animals" and demonstrated with his hands. The rap then starts, "Listen up suckas, don't get the jitters, but MC Rove tears the heads off of critters." It's obviously a joke, but who knew Rove was so HILARIOUS. It looks like we got a stand up comedian as the Deputy Chief Of Staff!

PETA president, Ingrid Newkirk wrote a letter to Rove: "We saw your bizarre routine...and our first thought was, 'Don't give up your day job. On second thought , we do wish you'd give up your day job...You have a severe compassion deficit and, sadly, you have the president's ear, and the last thing this country needs is someone whispering something violent into it."

You tell him Newkirk! But, he has more than the president's ear, he's his puppet master. It's too bad his hobby isn't ripping the tops off his puppets!