What's In A Name?

The energy drink ,Cocaine, has been pulled from store shelves after the FDA claimed the company was trying to market the product as an alternative to the illegal drug of the same name.

Clegg Ivey, a partner at the company that makes the drink argued, “Of course, we intended for Cocaine energy drink to be a legal alternative the same way that celibacy is an alternative to premarital sex. It’s not the same thing and no one thinks it is. Our product doesn’t have any cocaine in it. No one thinks that it does. We think it is most likely legal in the United States to ship our product.”

Love the logic Clegg! Let’s call a spade a spade.

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