Monday, May 7, 2007

The Itsy Bitzy Spider…

Next time you have an earache beware. A 9 year old boy in Oregon found two spiders nesting on his eardrum! No worries, he went to the doctor who “washed the spiders out.”

The boy said he kept hearing a sound “like Rice Krispies.”

Well, snap, crackle, pop! That’s disgusting!

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What's In A Name?


The energy drink ,Cocaine, has been pulled from store shelves after the FDA claimed the company was trying to market the product as an alternative to the illegal drug of the same name.

Clegg Ivey, a partner at the company that makes the drink argued, “Of course, we intended for Cocaine energy drink to be a legal alternative the same way that celibacy is an alternative to premarital sex. It’s not the same thing and no one thinks it is. Our product doesn’t have any cocaine in it. No one thinks that it does. We think it is most likely legal in the United States to ship our product.”

Love the logic Clegg! Let’s call a spade a spade.

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Victoria’s Losing Her Secret


With her Victoria’s Secret contract soon to expire, Gisele is reportedly planning to bring sexy lingerie to the masses at a much more affordable price. Page Six insiders say she is close to closing a lucrative deal with International clothing giant H&M.

H&M has a history of partnering with big name designers and celebrities to provide stylish threads at a low price point; Lagerfeld, Victor & Rolf, and most recently Madonna. We’re not sure of Gisele is qualified to design bras, but she’ll certainly have no problem filling ‘em.

Friday, May 4, 2007

The Hoff...Wasted

This is so disturbing! He's used to baring it all, but here's a side we haven't seen!


Watch this drunken video of David Hasselhoff as his daughter begs him to stop drinking.

When she asks why he does this to himself, he slurs back, "Cause I'm lonely. I have trouble in my life."

Next thing you know, he'll be shaving his head and off to Promises.

Click here to watch the video

Make It Work Kelly!

We don't like what we're hearing! Kelly Clarkson's new album might be a bust.

Sony BMG's Chief, Clive Davis has reportedly scrapped the album after hearing some of her new tracks, according to British newspaper, the Daily Star. "Clive was absolutely merciless in his criticism of Kelly. She's one of the biggest priorities on the label and her new songs were savaged," a source told the paper. Clarkson has openly discussed her label's dislike of her new album.

We're so disappointed with her new "Since U Been Gone" wannabe single, "Never Again," which debuted at #8 in the singles charts, according to the latest Billboard 100.

If the album's bad, we hope Clive whips her into shape!

No use releasing an album that sucks. Take the time to get it right and come back and blow us all away!

Bush Quote Of The Week

"The question is, who ought to make that decision [about troops]? The Congress or the commanders? And as you know, my position is clear -- I'm the commander guy."

Is it 2008 yet? Dear God, make me a bird, so I can fly...far far away!

Thursday, May 3, 2007

Too "Irreverent?"...It's In The Contract

Don Imus is claiming he gave CBS exactly what they wanted.

He's hired one of the country's top trial lawyers, Martin Garbus, and is planning to file a wrongful breach of contract suit against CBS.

His contract included a clause that CBS wanted him to be "irreverent" and "controversial." The contract stated that those qualities are "desired by Company" and "consistent with Company rules and policies."

The question is...Did Imus breach his contract by calling the Rutgers players "nappy-headed hos?"

CBS may have asked for controversial and irreverent, but it doesn't appear they asked for RACIST.

She's Hopeless!

She's out of rehab and back to lip-synching, but she's still a HOT MESS!!!

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Britney's "Comeback" Performance

Despite rumors of cancellation, Britney showed up at The House of Blues last night in Sand Diego for her first performance in three years.

The short, fifteen minute concert included "Baby One More Time," "I'm A Slave 4 U, "Breathe On Me," "Do Something," and "Toxic."

What? Now that you're out of rehab we don't get any "Crazy?"

Friday, April 27, 2007

Becks Goes Blonde

David Beckham has a new 'do.

And it's AWFUL!

Apparently it's for a photoshoot, but please David, do something about this. It's not posh!

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Arrested!...For Baked Beans

Hugh Grant has been arrested after attacking a photographer with baked beans on Tuesday morning.

According to US Magazine, Grant "hurled a tub of baked beans at celebrity snapper Ian Whittaker after allegedly kicking him three times in the shins and kneeing him near the groin.Whittaker, 43, was left bruised, battered and covered in baked beans following the incident.”

Of course he's been arrested. After the gas that paparazzo had! I'd be pissed too. Plus, everyone knows you can't just have baked beans. What about hot dogs, cole slaw and maybe some corn on the cob? Come on Hugh, don't be stingy.

Photo: usmagazine.com

Sarah Silverman To Host MTV Movie Awards


Sarah Silverman is hilarious. We love her!

MTV made a smart move getting her to host. The show airs live on June 3rd.

Alec Baldwin: Acting Has Lost It's Importance

Alec Baldwin will appear on "The View" tomorrow (taped yesterday) to discuss the "rude, thoughtless little pig" voicemail he left his daughter, and his his need to take a break from acting.

Of his berating voicemail, he told the ladies at "The View," "I took it out on the wrong person because I'm unable, under the current dynamic, to address the other person." "You didn't mean to say it to your child...you meant it for your ex-wife?" Barbara Walters asked. Baldwin replied, "Well, I think that goes without being said." He declined to answer when asked if he'd spoken to his daughter since he left the insulting message.

He went on to say, "If I never acted again I couldn't care less," and asked NBC to let him out of his 30 Rock contract to focus on the issue of "parental alienation." "I've had enough of this quite frankly to last me a lifetime, especially in the modern tabloid world and ... there's a bigger thing I want to do, there's a more important thing I want to do," Baldwin said. "Acting Has Lost It's Importance."

Baldwin is one of our favorite actors and works non stop, but it seems he's pretty serious about taking a break. Within the last few days, he just fired his long time agents Matt DelPiano and Michael Rosenfeld at Creative Artists Agency.

There's always something with these Baldwin brothers! Needless to say, we're looking forward to tomorrow's View.

Stop Horsin’ Around


After getting wasted with some friends, a 40-year old man in Berlin was so drunk he decided to pass out in the warmth of a local ATM. Only problem was there was no where to tie up his horse outside the bank, so he brought his equestrial companion inside with him.

Brings a whole new meaning to Farfromsober!

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Rosie Says Goodbye

Watch her annoucement on this morning's show.