I Swear Officer, I Didn't Do It

There's no gettin' out of this one. Michael Edward Thompson, of North Carolina, was arrested earlier this week and charged with inhaling toxic vapors. Thompson was in possession of a can of spray paint (who knew) and a plastic bag.

Silver gets the job done, but we heard gold is the good shit!

At least that's what this guy told us.

Photo: thesmokinggun.com